There is this man who dwell on an island in the middle of Pacific Ocean. He found a magic lamp and promptly rub it. Pop out a genie who grants him only one wish. After a quick thought, he said , "I have always wanted to travel to Spain but am afraid of heights, hence flights route is out of question. Genie, I want you to build a bridge to link from here to Spain, so I can just drive over." The genie responded in shock, "Do you know you are asking the impossible?! You know this structure requires so much materials like concrete, piling, cement and not to mention the technology to build across the ocean to withstand unpredictable weather! No. No. This is too difficult. You have to make another wish." The man thought for a while and then requested, "I can never understand woman. Genie, I wish you can make me understand woman." The genie paused and after a long serious thought replied, "Do you want a 2-lane or 4-lane highway?"
6 comments:
Marcus Ong said...
I think this joke is scaringly funny. :) You think?
October 6, 2008 4:13 PM
Anonymous said...
sir,i think woman emotion just like the wheather,always changing...therefore,Aristotle ever said that woman cannot be leader because they are too emotional.
October 6, 2008 7:20 PM
Anonymous said...
hahaha...i think even the wise man at the top of the mountain wont be able to answer that =)
October 6, 2008 7:36 PM
Ray said...
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
October 7, 2008 12:04 AM
Anonymous said...
I think men are the one who is hard to understand..just for a single reason..
MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS
"An example of the theories it offers is that women complain about problems because they want their problems to be acknowledged, while men complain about problems because they are asking for solutions. Other concepts in the book are the difference between women and men's point systems and how they react under stress." by John Gray 1992
October 7, 2008 1:58 PM
Will.i.am said...
A newly engaged couple trying to make a deal to each other negotiating their future life style.
Man:" I will go home whenever I want to and you shall not ask me why, I decide what time to go home and want to be at home a not. Deal?
Woman:" Everyday there will be sex at home at 7.00pm sharp no matter you are at home or not, you shall not ask me who am I having sex with. Deal?"
*Speechless*
October 7, 2008 3:50 PM
Anonymous said...
lol.. tis is funny.. i like d fried eggs story..
October 7, 2008 4:55 PM
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October 7, 2008 11:36 PM
PairsBlue said...
I suggest that we dun try to understand women. Because even women also dun understand themselves like why they will end up to be together with men, eventhough they always can come out with points that men are not needed in this planet.
October 7, 2008 11:42 PM
I guess one of the "easiest" way to understand a woman is..to become one ;D
women doesn't know themselves, she just know herself.
omg guys..give the ladies a break ppl... u dont have to fully understand women.. where's the fun in it if u fully do???no mysteries or whatsoever... so pls, give em a break.. we give some, we take some..give and take...
wrong approach!
dont understand us, but love us ;p juz like what we did 2 u mens!
Yes, its always a 'give and take' relationship. He gives, she takes...
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